Christmas Shorts 3

Christmas Shorts *Three* (ItaSaso and Usagi x Miskai)

“AHHH!  WHAT ARE YOU TRYING!  GET OFF OF ME!” Misaki flailed his arms as Usagi wrapped his arms around the boys waist.  Smiling, Usagi rested his head on his shoulder.
“What?  I can tell you like it…~” Misaki blushed deeply and sighed, leaning on Usagi.
“Fine…you win this time Usagi-sensei…” Usagi chuckled and went to his computer.  He sat down, checking his e-mail.  He chuckled when he read the letter from his pen pal.
“Hey Misaki…read—”
“—this…” Sasori walked over to Itachi, looking over the Uchiha’s shoulder.
“What is it?” Itachi nodded towards the screen and chuckled.
“This is what my pen pal just sent back in reply to my e-mail..,” Sasori read quickly, chuckling lightly, but then frowning.
“What did you send that he would reply saying THAT?” Itachi’s eyes widened and he quickly turned off the computer.
“Nothing…incriminating…” With that, Itachi ran off to do god knows what.  Sasori glared after him, knowing that this ‘something’ wasn’t good for him at all.  Not at all.
“They did WHAT?  He said WHAT?!” Misaki exclaimed.  After reading the e-mail, he was nearly convulsing in shock.  He gave a sideway glance at Usagi, frowning.
“What is it Misaki-kun?” Blushing Misaki turned away.
“How did you reply?” Usagi turned off his computer.
“None of your business…” Misaki pouted.
“YES IT IS!” Misaki frowned, puffing his cheeks.  Usgai pecked Miskai’s cheek and picked him up.  Smiling, he carried Misaki to the bed room.
“COME ON ITACHI!  WHAT DID YOU WRITE?!” Sasori was now yelling at the weasel man, the man laughing.
“Nothing Saso-chan…” Sasori smacked the back of Itachi’s head.
“Yeah right…” Itachi smirked and leaned close into the red head.  That was when Hidan checked out.

“They’re like a fucking married couple aren’t they?”
“…I suppose so…” And Kazuku just kept on reading.

Dear Pen Pal,
Who are you dating?  Do you have a lover?  Mine is a tasty redhead.  HE (yes he) is like my puppet.  We did *it* last night.  He always says that he likes it better with ice cream.  It was the BEST experience.  You probably would have LOVED it had it been you.  Write back soon. >~O

Signed,
Your Pen Pal

Dear Pen Pal,
I am dating my friend’s younger brother.  He is my lover…basically.  Yours sounds delicious. *num~* I bet I would have had fun…and *it* is better with ice cream right?  Well, off to have fun~~!

Signed,
Your Pen Pal

They were talking about cake.  Christmas Cake.

~~OWARII~~